Overview:

Barbie is asleep and dreaming some pretty fucked up dreams about sentient tennis rackets and kites all trying to kill her. Nothing is her friend in her dream and the only way she can coax critters to help her is by throwing baseballs at them? It’s a really weird premise for a game but it is what it is. I guess this is what toys dream of.

Whatever you say!

Visuals:

What an ugly game. The backgrounds are so confusing because it’s just a repeating pattern so everything gets lost in the shuffle. The helpful critters are hidden amongst the patterns and the “enemies” are all so generic that you don’t know they’re enemies until they hit you. Barbie looks good, at least.

That beach ball is an enemy…

Audio:

I literally just played this game about 5 minutes ago and I don’t remember a damn thing about it. Was it really that forgettable?

Naw, I’m good, Barbie. Why do your eyes look lifeless?

Completion:

I died by a kite and when Barbie asked if I wanted to keep dreaming [playing] or wake up [quit], I chose the latter because I didn’t want to play this game anymore. I feel sorry for the people who got this game but that’s how that time period was: be happy with what you got!

Same, Barbie. Same…